Truth Resists Simplicity
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cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 189,034 notes
amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid


Oink oink

amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 536,377 notes

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 487,051 notes

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 95,846 notes
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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 168,730 notes
wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 189,921 notes

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

image

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 104,579 notes

Ray, the fun breaker in GO! #51

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 1,997 notes
nosleeptilbrklyn:

Catherine Palace in St. Petersburg, Russia.
(I would take my history of architecture class every single semester if I could.)

nosleeptilbrklyn:

Catherine Palace in St. Petersburg, Russia.

(I would take my history of architecture class every single semester if I could.)

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 1,843 notes
ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 270,708 notes

tateloveschu:

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 227,992 notes
lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

9 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 15,609 notes